Sammy wants a pet penguin. It may be his way of telling me he really digs this cold, snowy weather without making me raise my eyebrows.
In any case, when he told me he wanted to get a penguin, I replied "where will we keep him?"
Logically, he replied, "in an ice cage."
Of course I had to ask "what will we feed him?" "Krill," he said.
Duh...of course...penguins eat krill. I knew that!